You don't have a content problem. You have a collection problem.
Your best posts already exist. You said them out loud on a call last week:
00:14:32 · Sarah (client)...I keep telling myself I'll fix the website first, then start reaching out.
00:14:51 · YouYou don't need a better website. You need 10 more conversations. The website is where you're hiding.
You
Coach & consultant
You don't need a better website.
You need 10 more conversations.
My client spent three months tweaking her homepage. And zero minutes talking to the people who'd actually hire her. The website was never the pr…more
"I'll get back to it when things calm down."
You open LinkedIn in the morning, with every intention to post. Thirty minutes later you close the tab with nothing published. Again. And when you try ChatGPT or Claude instead, what comes back just doesn't sound like you.
It's not like you don't have anything to say.
Last week on a call, a client had a breakthrough. They said something that gave you chills. You thought, "I need to share this!"
Then three more calls happened. The kids needed you. Then it was 9pm. The words wouldn't come, and what you did manage to write didn't land like you wanted. So you deleted it and told yourself you'd get back to it on Sunday.
Sunday got eaten alive too.
So the best work of your career keeps happening in rooms nobody else can see.
Every fix worked... until it didn't.
- Getting up early to write before the day starts
- Building a content calendar from somebody else's templates
- Having AI write your posts
- Paying somebody else to write them
Every one bought you a few weeks of consistency. Then life got loud, and you were right back at the blank page.
And every time it collapses, you tell yourself the same thing. "If I were more disciplined, this wouldn't keep happening."
It's not a discipline problem. It's a design flaw.
You're not inconsistent. You're not lazy. You're a coach who got handed a marketer's job. And every system you've tried started from the same broken place: a blank page and time you don't have.
Of course it collapsed. Nobody designed it to last.
The problem was never your ideas or your commitment. Nobody ever gave you a system that collects content from the life you're already living.
What changes when the writing comes off your plate
- You open LinkedIn on Monday to reply to comments, because your next posts are already handled.
- You coach your clients all week without once wondering where the next post is coming from.
- A client's exact words, the phrase that gave you chills last week, are the opening line of a post going out Thursday.
- You stop losing hours on LinkedIn saving other people's posts and studying what's trending.
- The coach people meet online finally sounds like the coach your clients meet on a call.
- New people reach out already feeling like they know you. You didn't pitch anyone. You were visible when they were looking.
- And you did none of the writing.
Everyone tells you to create more content. I don't create anything. I collect what's already there.
Your calls already hold everything you'd want to share to attract your dream clients. The problems your clients name out loud, the frameworks you teach in the moment, the stories you tell without thinking twice. That's the stuff worth sharing on LinkedIn, and it's already recorded.
I call it Content Harvesting. Nothing gets invented. I go into the call you already recorded, collect what's ripe, and do the writing, so it sounds like you on your best day. The First Batch is me proving it with one piece of your own content, for the price of a coffee.
All seven steps, start to finish:
- Grab your sample. $7. This page is the whole pitch. An email from me hits your inbox minutes later.
- Reply with one piece of content. A call transcript is perfect. A podcast, YouTube video, or blog post works too.
- I study your profile. How you write, who you're writing for. No questionnaire.
- I harvest what you sent. The moments that would stop your ideal client mid-scroll.
- Three posts land in your inbox. Within 24 hours of your reply, in your voice, each showing the exact line it came from.
- You review, I revise. Two rounds included.
- You pick what's next. Keep the posts and run with them, or have me write your whole month, every month, for $300/month.
One house rule: I don't wait around. Send your content within 48 hours of buying. If I haven't heard from you by then, I'll harvest from your LinkedIn profile and website instead, and your batch still ships. Either way, you get your posts.
One piece of content brought me a client who's paid me $112,600.
The post wasn't clever. It was real, and I was visible the month they were looking.
Clients don't hire the best coach. They hire the coach they feel they know. Consistent visibility, built on your real work, is how coaching gets sold. And it's what you've been leaving on the table every quiet week.
And it's not just me.
real reactions from people who've used it.
"It's very human. Some of it is just how I'd write it."
Tom Gray · marketer who's studied every hook formula there is
"My wife and I are very tired with our newborn. It's been really nice to not have to think about a new post."
Alma · coach, four kids including a newborn
"I'd always forget the moment once it passed, only to be left staring at a blank space. For me, your work has the potential to be an enormous game changer."
Jenne · coach who hadn't posted in months
"That's literally my week done in a matter of seconds."
Jacob Pegs · LinkedIn content marketer with 50k+ followers, after running his own transcript through it
Why you can trust me with your voice
Darren Alderman
I'm Darren. Software developer for six years, math degree, family of five, all of it supported by work I built from scratch online. I built the engine behind this myself. I'm not a marketer reselling prompts.
I've lived this exact problem for six years. I hate confrontation. Cold calling, sliding into strangers' DMs, none of it. So I built my whole business on content instead. When I posted, leads came. When client work got busy, posting was the first thing to slip, and two months later the pipeline dried up and I'd wonder why. Feast and famine, on repeat.
Then I had a kid. Then another. Then a third in May. (Love them. But time to write went from "scarce" to "gone.")
I didn't want to become a content creator. I'm a family man who wanted enough content out there that the right people could find me, without writing every night. So I built a system that pulls it out of the calls I'm already on. The first time I read what it produced, I laughed out loud and said "this is gold."
The First Batch is me running that system on one of your calls, so you can have the same moment.
This is for you if
- you're a coach or consultant on real client calls every week, and already recording them
- you know you have things worth saying, but can never make yourself sit down and write them
- you've been posting off and on, gotten traction before, and watched it collapse when life got busy
- you want to sound like you, not a LinkedIn influencer you don't recognize
- you'd rather send me one call than fight a blank page one more night
This isn't for you if
- you don't record your calls, or aren't actively coaching clients yet
- you've never posted at all and aren't sure you want to start. This works best if you're already trying
- you want to blast generic AI summaries and don't care if they sound like you
- you're chasing follower counts instead of real client conversations
- you won't even skim a batch and hit publish. You want to vanish entirely
Three posts, written for you. $7. Once.
A ghostwriter runs $1,500 a month and was never on your calls. This is seven bucks.
Why so cheap? Because it's a sample. It costs me more than $7 of my time to make your batch, and I price it like a Costco sample on purpose. Once you've read posts built from your own words, a good portion of you will want this handled every month. That's the business I'm building. The sample just proves it.
Everything in your First Batch
Your next 3 posts, handled
Three posts, written by me from the content you send, in your inbox within 24 hours. You're posting again tomorrow, not "when things calm down."
Proof it's really you
Every post shows the exact line from your content it came from. Nothing invented, nothing generic.
Your voice, dialed in
Two rounds of revisions included. If a draft reads even slightly off, tell me and I'll tune it until you'd swear you wrote it.
The Content to Clients Playbook bonus
For when the comments and DMs start. How engagement becomes discovery calls instead of fading into nothing.
The LinkedIn Profile Makeover Kit bonus
So when new people click through from your posts, your profile finally backs up how good you are. About an hour, start to finish.
The "Sounds Like You" Guarantee
Send me your content, and read your batch. All I ask is that you give me two rounds of revisions to dial in your voice. We've never met, so it may take me a pass or two to get the fine-tuning right. That's normal, and it's exactly what the revisions are for.
If we do that and it still doesn't sound like you, if it's not something you'd proudly put your name on, email me and I'll refund every cent. No questions.
If you're coaching real clients and having real conversations, the raw material is there. That part I'm sure of.
One honest note on availability
I write every First Batch personally. That's the point, and it's why it sounds like you and not like a tool. It also means there's a real ceiling on how many I can take in a given week. No countdown timer. No fake "spots left" counter. Just the honest truth: this is me doing the work, so the door isn't infinitely wide. If the gap between who you are on your calls and who you look like online has been bothering you for more than a month, this is the moment.
A week from now
✕ If you close this tab
You'll open LinkedIn one more morning, stare at the blank draft, close it, and tell yourself you'll get to it when things calm down. They won't. Your best call this week will disappear the moment the recording stops, like all the others. Next month you'll read another page like this one and tell yourself you'll definitely do it this time.
✓ If you send me your transcript
By this time tomorrow, three posts that sound like you are sitting in your inbox. You skim them on the couch, tweak a line, hit publish. You're visible again, from work you'd already done. No writing. No dread. And the moment from last week's call that deserved to be seen? It finally is.